Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Kenny Dies in Wing 5 . < Oh my God !! They killed Kenny .. Those Bastards>

Om (348) : Oh my God ..( monotonous tone ) They killed Kenny (same monotonous tone ) . Ok

Harish(347) : On my God .. They killed Kenny.. I am so depressed . Life is always like this . We are all going to die someday . What does it matter ? ( Sleeps off and performs badly in his Quiz the next day )
Note(by shimul): He is however suprised by his extremely good marks when he gets the paper.

Middle (346) : Oh my God .. ( few gyrations of head and body ) ! They killed Kenny ( and more ) Anyway,have all the arrangements been made? ti's fair da he had to die someday.Fine so u, u and u take care of this while I will do the other stuff.

VD aka Voodoo dick(345) : Oh my God! ..This female Aishwarya has just scrapped me back in orkut . I am sure she was waiting for me to scrap her .The other day I was orkutting at 3 AM in the morning and she suddenly came online . I chatted with her till 5 . Guess what i have been seeing Hindi Movies nowadays....My mind works at the speed of lightning I am able to accomplish in one day what it takes other people weeks to achieve...You know what I saw four movies in a day yesterday... yeah what were we talking about ? Oh yes , Kenny just got killed. Does that mean his girlfriend is available now ? She is so sexy .. I was actually thinking of killing Kenny for her .. but now that he is dead , peace .. You know this Prof in the elec department ........

GP (344) : Oh my God .. They killed Kenny ! But seriously...wait who was Kenny? oh that Kenny.... Slips on his shoelaces , tries to grab hold of Harish for support , but unable to restrain the momentum , both of them plummet down from the second floor and die . Oh my God .. GP killed HARISH ....


Abhay(Dicky ) :
Oh my God .. They killed Kenny . I will be able to simulate him on my comp anyway .. so I wont miss him . ( A mosquito lands on his forehead ) Aaaaaaaaah ! An insect .... (faints in fear)

Happy : Oh my God .. They killed Kenny . Ah! The old adage a friend in need is good, but Kenny with weed was better.Rats, now me and ma homies have to look for a new contact.Dey Sanjay lets go to tarams for a fag .....(NO response)

Sanjay : Dey mother,thev%^%$ B%$#@.... crap fragged again ...what?..Oh my God .. ( dadadada bing bing boom ) They killed Kenny ? He doesnt play Counter Strike ...anyway was it a head shot ? ( boom boom bang )

Shimul : Oh my God .. They killed Kenny .. It doesnt matter anyway i have seen all episodes of Southpark as well as Friends , Naruto , Bleach ..........


Harish,
with minor inputs from Shimul,

6 Comments:

Blogger A said...

hey ... that is so mean :(

... and doesnt take much to notice that half the half-wing is missing ...

i'll add one more atleast:

Nishant (339): No response
[Knock! Knock! ... They killed Kenny]
No response
[BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ... They KILLED KENNY !!!]
No response
[BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ... Your room is on FIRE !!!]
No response
[Guess he's sleeping ..... pack!]

5:04 AM  
Blogger Ducky said...

Who Framed Roger Rabbit??!!

10:47 AM  
Blogger Harish Suryanarayana said...

Apologies to the rest of Wing 5 : The posting of this article was done by me in haste . Shimul shall make it complete soon .

6:13 AM  
Blogger Bread-head said...

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6:24 PM  
Blogger SpankMac said...

hilarious!

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »

12:29 AM  

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