Chapter 1 - (f)email dump .
Roses are red
Violets are blue ,
Gp met Wendy*
and caught the bird flu.
*Wendy == GPs GF to ex-GF to GF ( Name changed for saving our own jobless asses)
A long long time ago , in lands far far away , isolated from the influence of the wisdom of man , lived a 'female' who liked GP . Oh, the tales of their legendary love ! How smitten were they with the passion of youth ! He spent a lot of his time hopelessly lost in her deep eyes . He discovered how beautiful parabolae could be ( Eyes , you perverts ) . With his new found interest in mathematics , our man just killed JEE to become one more esoteric IITian .
This however , was not a fairytale . It was made on Earth and like all terrestrial couples ,
a) They went for a long walk in the rain .
b) They talked for long hours on the phone . ( We have it from sources that the record was
1hr, 45 minutes )
c) Went steady for nearly a year and a half and had an 'understanding' with each other .
Of course , they did even more down to earth things like
a) He sang for her
b) He got paid for by her ( Junta , take pointers )
c) He got touched by her on the hand once ! ( Gp was a virgin till then. )
Alas ! Our man , with a rank of 602 is banished to the Electrical Engineering Department at IIT Madras . Gp , gets a cell , Reliance - Karlo Duniya Mutthi main ( pun unintended ) .Though conversation flowed and the Reliance guys got richer , the waves went out of phase .
' If man not close to woman , woman get another man '
- Old Japanese saying.
After three torturous months ( No idea for who ) a mail was received by GP in PJ's room and the rest is History .
Excerpt from mail sent by Wendy to GP ( unreliable source ( our brains) )
" Dearest cutie pie ,
You are the best thing that ever happened to me . But I've been thinking about my future here , but you are ... er .. there . Well ,I just wanted to tell you that our understanding is not actually working out . Its not me , its you .... or should it be the other way round ? I am not good at these kind of things . Anyway , if you want to call me up or have a friendly chat , remember that I screen my calls .Anyway , my mobile number has changed . Rahul got me a Nokia 8800 ..So chweet of him na ... TATA
Love
Your never-never girl ,
Wendy "
To be continued ...
Shimul & Harish
Note 1 ) GP has thus gone down in the annals of IIT Madras to be the first guy to be dumped by e-mail .This really happened in GP's first year when he was checking mail on PJ's computer , when his rom'antics' were discovered .
Note 2 ) The authors have nothing against GP . He is the man . This series was inspired by GP's claim that he has no skeletons in his closet .However as you can see , he has a whole graveyard .
Note 3 ) Please contribute to this blog actively . Please give your e-mail IDs in the comments section so that we can add you as a contributor .( GANGA WING-5 Junta only ! )
Violets are blue ,
Gp met Wendy*
and caught the bird flu.
*Wendy == GPs GF to ex-GF to GF ( Name changed for saving our own jobless asses)
A long long time ago , in lands far far away , isolated from the influence of the wisdom of man , lived a 'female' who liked GP . Oh, the tales of their legendary love ! How smitten were they with the passion of youth ! He spent a lot of his time hopelessly lost in her deep eyes . He discovered how beautiful parabolae could be ( Eyes , you perverts ) . With his new found interest in mathematics , our man just killed JEE to become one more esoteric IITian .
This however , was not a fairytale . It was made on Earth and like all terrestrial couples ,
a) They went for a long walk in the rain .
b) They talked for long hours on the phone . ( We have it from sources that the record was
1hr, 45 minutes )
c) Went steady for nearly a year and a half and had an 'understanding' with each other .
Of course , they did even more down to earth things like
a) He sang for her
b) He got paid for by her ( Junta , take pointers )
c) He got touched by her on the hand once ! ( Gp was a virgin till then. )
Alas ! Our man , with a rank of 602 is banished to the Electrical Engineering Department at IIT Madras . Gp , gets a cell , Reliance - Karlo Duniya Mutthi main ( pun unintended ) .Though conversation flowed and the Reliance guys got richer , the waves went out of phase .
' If man not close to woman , woman get another man '
- Old Japanese saying.
After three torturous months ( No idea for who ) a mail was received by GP in PJ's room and the rest is History .
Excerpt from mail sent by Wendy to GP ( unreliable source ( our brains) )
" Dearest cutie pie ,
You are the best thing that ever happened to me . But I've been thinking about my future here , but you are ... er .. there . Well ,I just wanted to tell you that our understanding is not actually working out . Its not me , its you .... or should it be the other way round ? I am not good at these kind of things . Anyway , if you want to call me up or have a friendly chat , remember that I screen my calls .Anyway , my mobile number has changed . Rahul got me a Nokia 8800 ..So chweet of him na ... TATA
Love
Your never-never girl ,
Wendy "
To be continued ...
Shimul & Harish
Note 1 ) GP has thus gone down in the annals of IIT Madras to be the first guy to be dumped by e-mail .This really happened in GP's first year when he was checking mail on PJ's computer , when his rom'antics' were discovered .
Note 2 ) The authors have nothing against GP . He is the man . This series was inspired by GP's claim that he has no skeletons in his closet .However as you can see , he has a whole graveyard .
Note 3 ) Please contribute to this blog actively . Please give your e-mail IDs in the comments section so that we can add you as a contributor .( GANGA WING-5 Junta only ! )
posted by Harish Suryanarayana at 9:40 AM
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